Reader: Hey, Ian. How come you haven't said anything about Morrowind's latest expansion? I mean it's been out for months now and you haven't made a peep.
Ian: Well, I haven't really gotten to play it that much with all my side projects and such, but I can sum up what I've played thus far of it, if you want...
[[Character stands on a snow-covered hill. It is snowing.]]
Character: Cool snow!
[[A bear suddenly appears and adopts an aggressive pose]] 
Bear: I'm a bear!
[[Bear proceeds to devour Character]]
<<Slash Bite Claw>>
Ian: Yeah... that about sums it up. Later, Ian.