[[JM is standing behind Drew glaring at him]] JM: You bastard. Drew: Sorry, I must have missed the "Circle-JM" brand on the hind-quarters. [[Ian is standing behind Matt as he searches for a job on his computer]] Ian: Job hunt? Matt: Yeah, nine bucks an hour doesn't stretch like it used to. This site here takes your profile and returns matches you're qualified for. Like a dating site, only more chances you'll wind up getting screwed. Ian: Done some research on that, huh? <<Sounds of typing on keyboard>> Matt: Bachelor's Degree... Previous experience... Salary requirements... Search. [[Matt gets a solemn glare on his face]] [[Ian has an amused grin as he looks at the search results]] Matt: "Sperm donor"? Ian: "We currently have high demand for Jewish, Hispanic/Latino, full-blooded Italian, African American, and Filipino men."
