Professor: And so, from your reading last night, you should know that LeDoux disagrees with Eisenstein about the dominance of the written culture over the spoken...

Matt: Who cares!? Holy mother of God, I've been sitting here all semester thinking there would eventually be some point to your jibber-jabber, but there isn't, is there!? You're a fraud! In fact, people like you are the reason academia is nothing but a bunch of old men wanking off to each other's trivial bullshit!

Student: Hey, he's right!

Student: I paid thousands of dollars for this, goddammit!

Matt: I'm going down to the bursar's office and I'm demanding my tuition back! Who's with me?

Students: YEAH!

[[Ian and JM observe a sleeping Matt.]]

Ian: Should I poke him?

JM: I dunno, he looks so happy.