Narration: Los Angeles isn't so much a city as a suburb that turned cancerous.
Narration: Unlike anime conventions, the scantily-clad women are paid to be that way.
Scantily-clad woman 1: I don't even know what I'm supposed to be, and it makes me look terrible.
Scantily-clad woman 2: No, no, you look sexy!
Narration: Media badges are invaluable when bluffing.
Matt: I'm here to see, uh... Empire at War.
LucasArts guy: Do you have an appointment?
Matt: I SHOULD.
Narration: LA la la la la la la LA, Katamari Damacy...
Matt: No offense, but I'm here for the Prince.
Matt: That's way too much light bloom.
Ian: It's the authentic E3 gaming experience.