[[Ian is outside on the streets as a cheerful man stops him.]] Man: Excuse me sir, would you like a free copy of the Watchtower? Ian: Um, okay... Ian: So the world as we know it is going to end pretty soon? Man: Could be any day now. Ian: And then only a certain number of people will go to Heaven, all of them from your organization. Man: 144,000, according to the Book of Revelations. Ian: How many members do you have now? Man: 988,000 in the United States, and 6 million worldwide! [[Ian is at home playing his DS with JM.]] Ian: I told him I was looking for a religion that gives better odds. JM: God does not play dice with the universe. Apparently, it's more like Keno.
