Day 1
The Monkey Avatar is changed to a wolf via a hacker program found online
in order to halt any further references to "Spanking the Monkey" by
Micah. Said creature promptly does a little jig. And so it is good.
Your creature is happy Day 3,
After much physical and mental development, it becomes clear that some concepts still need work.
Your creature needs to poop
Day 5,
Various aberrant behaviours by the avatar (with an unnamed gorilla?) causes a bottle of aspirin to be consumed.
Your creature is being friendly
Day 7,
Avatar reverts to a vegetable-like coma after the CreatureMind file is accidently erased.
Steps for a humane euthanasia are initiated.